Funny & Humor
You just need a good laugh sometimes… And if that time is right now, then you’re in the right place! Funny & Humor can guarantee that you’ll be in a good mood soon, from funny tales to jokes to puns to riddles and everything in between.
Love is a Bird’ If You hold Tightly, it Dies.
If you Hold Lightly, It Flies.
But If You Hold it Nicely, It Shits in your hand.
Forgot Love And
Better Flirt.. 😀
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
A British Asked A Question To Memon Company Owner.
How Do You Motivate Your Employees To Be So Punctual?
He Smiled And Replied:
“It’s Simple; I Have 30 Employees And 29 Parking Spaces And
‘One Is pAID pARKING’.. 😀
NOT YOU AGAIN
My Fridge Just Groaned,
Rolled Their Eyes,
And Hissed At Me:
“NOT YOU AGAIN” 😀
Wife Was Checking Her Husbands Phone
And Saw A Contact Named COVID19 And
She Called The Number
And Her Own Phone Rang.
Husband Is Now In Isolation.. 😀
Eat with butter
Cut with cutter
If you forget me
You will definitely
Fall in gutter 😀
2 Singles On Chat.
1st: Do You Have A Girlfriend??
2nd: Yeh Dude…
1st: Wow, Where Is She From??
2nd: From Different Nations…
1st: Which Nation??
2nd: Only My “ImagiNation”. 😀
Tobacco vs Alcohol
Tobacco Causes Cancer..
Alcohol Causes Dancer.. 😀
You Are Genius
You Are a Genius…
Your Mind Is A Master Piece.
It Is Divided Into Left And Right.
In The Left Part, Nothing Is Right.
And In Right Part, Nothing Is Left. 😀
Little Girl And A Cop
There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.
Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?
Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
“The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine”
Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?
Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.
Q: How Do Chinese People Choose Their Kid’s Names?
A: Easy.. They Just Throw
Their Pots And Pans Down The Stairs,
And Listen For The Sounds;
“Dong- Ping- Wang- Feng- Chung” 😀
Teacher: Arnold, What Do You Call
A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested??
Arnold: A Teacher Sir.. 😀